CONFESSION OF A COLUMNIST'S VOICE


By Allan R. Andrews, Editor,
Pacific Stars and Stripes, Tokyo, Japan

First published January 12, 1997



Writers constantly search for a voice.

In the novel, "A Prayer for Owen Meany," John Irving has his protagonist speak oddly (in all capital letters) and write a school newspaper column in which he becomes known as "The Voice."

Even newspaper columnists search for a voice, although they're not likely to make a pilgrimage of their search as do their more literary colleagues.

A columnist is more likely to develop a style. A comic style, for example, marks the work of Dave Barry, Art Buchwald, the late Erma Bombeck or Mike Royko. A more serious tone marks the columns of Jack Anderson, David Broder, William F. Buckley, Ellen Goodman, and George F. Will.

As the New Year begins, I find myself wondering about the "voice" I bring to this column. Forgive my self-indulgence, but in searching for my voice, I've determined that I draw on four questions and one overriding principle.

Learning from being an Episcopalian, my overriding principle is best expressed in a prayer taken from The Book of Common Prayer that goes like this:

Almighty God, you proclaim your truth in every age by many voices: Direct, in our time, we pray, those who speak where many listen and write what many read; that they may do their part in making the heart of this people wise, its mind sound, and its will righteous; . . .

I may be presumptuous to suggest my writing influences public opinion or that I write what many read, but I consider the fraction who read my column to be a significant audience.

Furthermore, I take seriously my part "in making the heart of this people wise, its mind sound, and its will righteous." I seek the same application to myself as husband, father, friend and editor.

The four questions I constantly ask are usually asked by philosophers. Any discussion in a newspaper column risks frightening away most readers.

Undaunted, and knowing that columnists often tread where wiser minds would pussyfoot, I offer these guiding questions:

Human knowing is a deep and abiding problem. Will Rogers used to say ``I know only what I read in the papers,'' but knowing goes much deeper than that.

In fact, it's one of the most important questions a newsgatherer can ask of any source. Philosophers call this the epistemological question.

I had a wise philosophy teacher once who taught that in debate one's task is ``to render your opponent epistemologically self-conscious.'' A worthy goal, I think, for a columnist as well.

How does the weatherman know it will rain tomorrow? How does the economist know that unemployment will continue to climb next month? How does Bill Clinton know that his version of democracy is superior to Francois Mitterrand's? Or Boris Yeltsin's? Or Bob Dole's?

It's been said that in their ideologies Republicans believe humans are basically greedy and evil, and Democrats believe humans are basically decent and loving. Despite being rash generalizations -- I've known some loving Republicans and some greedy Democrats -- these statements express a view of being human.

We all carry an implicit view of humanity. Some think people are animals, not much different than dogs or cats; some think humans are minor gods, a little lower than the angels.

Sigmund Freud's vision of human existence is 180 degrees from the view of Abraham Maslow, and Pope John Paul II's vision is 90 degrees away from both Freud's and Maslow's.

In philosophy, the study of reality falls under the topic of metaphysics.

A belief in God expresses a metaphysic. So does a disbelief in God. A belief in a meaningful universe expresses a metaphysic. So does a belief in a chaotic or random universe.

What's important to me as a newspaper writer and to readers is to recognize that whether we acknowledge it or not, every one of us has in him or her some belief about reality.

Even Dave Barry and Art Buchwald, who sometimes seem above (or is it below?) all of this, work from a metaphysical viewpoint. Barry might suggest metaphysics is something done in a gym or workout center, but it's done in his brain.

Humans are not the biggest, the strongest, the fastest, the most versatile, or the most intricate creatures in the world, but there is something special about us.

Some think it's our brain. Others say it's our voices. Still others think it's our ability to manufacture, especially tools. Some argue it's our invention and use of time. Some think it's our ability to laugh and smile. Others think it's our opposeable finger, the thumb. Many think it's our recording of history that sets us apart. Still others think it's our souls.

Years ago, philosopher-psychologist Erwin Strauss wrote a fascinating article that did little more than describe and reflect upon the upright posture of humans and what this ability to stand on our own two feet means to our existence.

Wisdom. Humor. Vision. Compassion. Fear. Hatred. Folly. Greed. Deceit. Blindness. Anger. Absurdity. Violence. Love. Communication. Irony. Error. Knowledge -- human possibilities all.

As a writer, I love these themes. They are part of being human, which is where I seek my voice.

The questions I've posed provide fodder for a newspaper column -- or, I might add with Charles Schulz in mind, for a comic strip.

I mention Schulz because he seems to epitomize for me the model of seeking to make readers' hearts wise, their minds sound, and their wills righteous -- and always with a wry smile.

I guess that means I find my voice in Charlie Brown -- or in Snoopy.




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Allan R. Andrews can be contacted at arandrews@aol.com